June 2012
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Suzanne Collins: "I run to meet him, my arms extended to embrace him. His hands reaching for me, too, to caress my face, I think. My lips are just forming his name when he stops me with his lips, gently sweeping over my forehead. My nose. My lips.."
J.K. Rowling: That's great!
J.K. Rowling: Wait, no!
J.K. Rowling: You arn't supposed to make them happy!
Suzanne Collins: But I-
J.K. Rowling: Go away with their happiness!
Suzanne Collins: I guess I could make him mad or choke her or something
J.K. Rowling: Good, good, my precious. Now what else?
Suzanne Collins: Oh! I can kill Finnick!
J.K. Rowling: Ah yes yes, but aim higher; make Annie pregnant
Suzanne Collins: But that seems kinda-
J.K. Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BESTSELLER OR NOT?
Stephanie Meyers: Hey Joanne, you think you can help m-
J.K. Rowling: no.
When your mom cries and you're just like
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
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When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method:
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
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Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: Kneel!
